At Last, I'm Becoming a Crafty Consumer!

Thanks to the help of the beautiful, brilliant and resourceful Sarah, I now have a new reason to be excited when I get e-mail: instead of a little ping, my Eudora will henceforth alert me of the presence of new mail with a delightful "hooray" from Dr. Zoidberg himself. Hooray!

For more fun with the greatest new TV character of the last decade (sorry, Tony Soprano) click here. You may also want to explore his wit and wisdom, consult his medical expertise, study his inspiring biography, or just listen to the soothing sounds of his voice.