Make Jokes. Win Great Prizes.

Death is running an Anna Nicole blog contest up right now (deadline soon). The game is to send her a funny question that one of the Supreme Court justices could ask Ms Smith's attorney during oral argument. Since I couldn't come up with anything good (besides THOMAS: "[incomprehensible, whiny groan]") I've decided to pass it on to my readers. Remember: this is the woman who claims to have had sex with a ghost. Fish in a barrel, people.)