Mansfield Fox

Law student. Yankees fan. Massive fraggle. Just living the American dream.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Justice O'Connor Retires

Just FYI for the Bush Administration: contrary to what you might hear, I am available to fill the vacancy. I'm reliably conservative, deferential to executive power, and, at only 24 years old, could plausibly serve 50-60 years on the Court in relatively robust health. What's not to love?