Jesus Saves, Moses Invests

From today's Gospel:

"The kingdom of heaven is like a treasure buried in a field, which a person finds and hides again, and out of joy goes and sells all that he has and buys that field.

Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a merchant searching for fine pearls. When he finds a pearl of great price, he goes and sells all that he has and buys it."

The lesson: don't go to Jesus for investment advice. You've got to diversify, people! You can't put all your money in one pearl!

UPDATE: Yes, well one needs a lot of real estate when one's house has many mansions. Just ask Aaron Spelling.