A Modest Proposal

All law professors (or, at least, all Yale Law professors - I can't speak to the problems of other schools) should have electronic chips implanted at the base of their necks that flood their bodies with pain if they hold class late. The pain should be mild at first, like the feeling of stubbing a toe, but it should increase exponentially (so they can't get used to it) over the period of about a minute until it becomes utterly unbearable. I know it sounds cruel, but it's the only way they'll learn.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular. Really.