Ooo, Free Pie!

Noted neocon newsman Bill Kristol got a pie to the face during a speech at Earlham College in Indiana. He seems to be unhurt, and (like his hero T.R., though obviously in much less serious circumstances) continued to speak.

I had no idea when I got involved with this conservatism gig that it involved free dessert. I'm now announcing a new official Mansfield Fox policy: Will Opine for Food.

UPDATE: And now Pat Buchannan gets doused in salad dressing. If somebody can be convinced to hurl a nice fillet mignon at, say, Charles Krauthammer, we'll have a decent meal going here.