Doing My Part for Ecumenism

Scenes from a poker game:

[The local ABC affiliate is airing a report on the annual New Haven "Blue Mass", a Mass offered for local emergency workers and public safety officers at St Mary's]

Friend: That's your church?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: It looks nice.
Me: Thanks.
Friend: Not like Lutheran churches. They're all boxy and plain.
Me: Well, maybe if yours was the one true faith, God would give you nice things too.

And maturity reigned. (The quotes, as always, are fake-but-accurate.)