Mansfield Fox

Law student. Yankees fan. Massive fraggle. Just living the American dream.

Monday, January 17, 2005

Today's Fake News Item

Did you know that "funk" music was actually invented by the Nixon White House in 1971 as a way to promote full employment? It's true! That's why all funk bands have at least seven members. Daniel Patrick Moynihan also hoped it would ease the inflationary pressures created by the country's massive surplus production of oversized plastic sunglasses.