Mansfield Fox

Law student. Yankees fan. Massive fraggle. Just living the American dream.

Friday, January 21, 2005

Amongst the Teenyboppers

Yes, that was me at the Urban Outfitters on Broadway, standing on line to purchase some uber-ironic merchandise. But it's not my fault! I needed to buy gloves, and New Haven is slim pickings on the ground in the gloves department. Like a tiger who takes to eating humans, I was acting not out of taste, but from necessity. If it makes you feel any better, I almost choked to death on my own bile while in there. What a miserable establishment.