Literally the Best News I've Gotten in Months

Hidden money graf from this Times piece, linked to by Family Scholars:

Last week she [Britney Spears] was joined by the Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan, 18, who said in a magazine interview that she wanted to marry very soon. “I want to be a young mom,” she said. “It’s better, healthier and more fun for the baby. My generation can afford it, whether our parents agree or not.”

Hey Lins, you've still got my number, right?