Livin' in the Water, Struggin' for Air

I'm currently the highest-ranked crawly amphibian in NZ Bear's blogger ecosystem. I only need one more inbound link to become the lowest-ranked slithering reptile. Who among you wishes to be the one to help me make that evolutionary leap?

Oh, you will be my High Evolutionary (and I will be your Tagar).

I'd say, "C'mon, people, don't make me beg," but it's far too late for that.