Curse You, Michael Powell!

The fracas over last week's Monday Night Football intro must've really put the fear of God into ABC and the NFL, 'cause this week's intro was astonishingly tame. It was just a bunch of players saying, "It's 9:00pm Eastern on a Monday night." That's right: Tom Brady and Trent Green, telling you the date and time. That's not an intro, it's a *bleep*ing station identification.