You Can Put Away the Lube.

Apparently, Scalia was only *kidding* when he endorsed orgies at a recent Harvard address. Whew! That was a close shave.

The best part of the story was the number of otherwise reasonable people who seemed to genuinely believe that Scalia not only supports group sex but would admit as much publicly. (I'll admit I was worried for a minute.) Not shockingly, this too-good-to-be-true story turned out to be, well, too good to be true. It turns out that the author the original account in the Harvard Crimson probably missed Scalia's sarcasm. Anyone who's had any experience with college journalism shouldn't be too surprised by that.