Oh, Those Wacky Submariners!

They bring in Mike Myers *who Matsui tatooed last night* to pitch to the pride of the Yomiuri Giants. Naturally, he walks Matsui on four pitches, all way outside of the strike zone. He's the Anglo Felix Heredia! And now he's been pulled for Curtis Leskanic, to face Bernie Williams, who by the way is totally washed up, with the bases loaded and two outs.