Mwa-Ha-Ha....

The Empire's evil plan: bunt away! Force a hobbled Schilling to dive right and left on the wet infield grass, trying to re-aggravate his bum ankle. Genius! Bunting got us into this mess,* and bunting will get us out!

*By which I mean Torre's weird habit of having Jeter sacrifice himself every time Cairo got on base with no outs. You have one of the best postseason hitters of all time at the plate, backed up by the reigning AL MVP, a leading candidate for this year's AL MVP, and the probable ALCS MVP, and you're playing for one run??!?!?!