Mansfield Fox

Law student. Yankees fan. Massive fraggle. Just living the American dream.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

RNC, Day 3

I'll admit, I missed the entire night's programming. (I had guests over for dinner, and then we went out to the graduate students' bar, GPSCY.) From perusing the usual blogs, I sense that:


(a) the lovely-but-unloveable Dick Cheney gave a decent speech, which included the following passage:
People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them — how do you think I got the job?
To which I say: HEY! that cuts a little too close to those of us on the downwards curve of hirsuteness.

(b) Zell Miller challenged Chris Matthews to a duel. And they say chivalry is dead.


Almost makes me wish I were paying attention.