Putting the Undecideds in a Headlock
"The WWE is nonpartisan. I am not."
Pro wrestler John Bradshaw Layfield just endorsed Bush at the convention. Why does he love Bush: No Child Left Behind. I kid you not.
OK, so he was introducing Education Secretary Rod Paige, and probably had to say education, as opposed to Bush's kickass sleeper hold. Still, the image of a professional wrestler talking about the importance of education is perfect. Whoever's running this convention has a Vulpine sense of irony, and I love it!
George Prescott Bush, who followed Paige, is pretty lousy, however. Just made a lame joke about how his uncle is working so that in 50 years you won't be more likely to see a UFO than a Social Security check. It's morning of day 3, and we already have a winner for biggest non-sequitur of the convention. I suppose the Bush mojo hasn't passed on to the fourth generation. Or maybe it's just the lingering effects of that Anglican wedding.
Pro wrestler John Bradshaw Layfield just endorsed Bush at the convention. Why does he love Bush: No Child Left Behind. I kid you not.
OK, so he was introducing Education Secretary Rod Paige, and probably had to say education, as opposed to Bush's kickass sleeper hold. Still, the image of a professional wrestler talking about the importance of education is perfect. Whoever's running this convention has a Vulpine sense of irony, and I love it!
George Prescott Bush, who followed Paige, is pretty lousy, however. Just made a lame joke about how his uncle is working so that in 50 years you won't be more likely to see a UFO than a Social Security check. It's morning of day 3, and we already have a winner for biggest non-sequitur of the convention. I suppose the Bush mojo hasn't passed on to the fourth generation. Or maybe it's just the lingering effects of that Anglican wedding.
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