The Amish "Sort of Swept Up in Bush Fever"

Well, when you don't believe in inoculations, you can come down with all kinds of fevers. Ironically, this may be one of the few fevers where the only cure actually is more cowbell.

Best line of the piece:

Democrats have all but ceded the Amish vote to Republicans.

I'm shocked.

OK, this seems like a big joke, but remember that the Amish live almost exclusively in swing states - Ohio, Pennsylvania, even Florida. They'd be a big prize, I guess, if you can actually get them to the polls.

Via Drudge