The Jefferson Memorial of My Dumbness

Like our third president's memorial, this correction will always be overshadowed by its more obvious and important cousin; nevertheless, it must be made. The original post describes Kerry and Kerrey as homonyms. Of course, they are not. Rather, they are homophones, sounding the same but being pronounced differently. No reader pointed this f***-up out; I realized it on my own. I'll try to keep everything straight from here on in.