I Like Reviews Best of All...

...because you can squeeze in delicious bon mots that normal journalism has no place for. For example, in the Slate review of I, Robot:

To me, Dark City felt like the first Matrix without the kung fu, but it did have a nice, Philip K. Dickian is-it-real-or-am-I-reading-a-Philip-K.-Dick-novel eeriness and some good hats.

I hate to disagree, but the hats in Dark City were not merely good. They were fan-f***ing-tastic.