Mansfield Fox

Law student. Yankees fan. Massive fraggle. Just living the American dream.

Monday, March 15, 2004

FROM THE "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WATCHING THE GREEN MILE" FILES: I can't believe I'm watching The Green Mile. I'd avoided the movie for years, but now, stuck home on a slow Monday night, I've been pulled in. Do you realize what this movie is about? Did the retarded giant just use his mystical powers to cure Tom Hanks' erectile dysfunction? And did he do it by grabbing his crotch? Forget about Janet Jackson; how can we get this filth off television?