MEMO TO ANTI-WAR TYPES: PUT DOWN THE HATERADE We all know that you thought the invasion of Iraq was a) imprudent, b) illegal, c) immoral or d) all of the above. But can't you quit-yer-bitchin' for a second and acknowledge that capturing that bastard is a good thing? And not for the reelection chances of "that warmonger, Bush." For the Iraqi people, who are finally free from that murderous thug, now know he's never coming back, and can put him on trial to try to get some closure for the hundreds of thousands of victims of his regime.

All morning, I've been dancing around, doing a little boogie for freedom and justice for Iraq. Won't you stop sipping on the haterade for just a second and join me?