Mansfield Fox

Law student. Yankees fan. Massive fraggle. Just living the American dream.

Sunday, November 16, 2003

MEANWHILE, IN IOWA While the Gay Men's Chorus of Des Moines was busy mangling the national anthem at the Jefferson Jackson Dinner, some Iowans were apparently practicing witchcraft! Or not. I don't usually stand up for witches, but this poor woman sounds like she was just a really crappy babysitter who let things get a little out of hand. To paraphrase Lloyd Bentsen: "Ms. Fernandez, I served with the putrid whore-minions of Satan. I knew the putrid whore-minions of Satan. The putrid whore-minions of Satan were friends of mine. Ma'am, you're no putrid whore-minion of Satan."