IMPROVING THE QUALITY OF THE INTERNET one poop joke at a time. I'm in today's Best of the Web! The entry to which I contributed, "The World's Silliest Correction" is about 2/3 of the way down the page. In case you doubt my veracity, you can scroll down to the "thanks to"s at the bottom of the page.

I don't think I need to tell you: this is the greatest accomplishment of my young life.