Mansfield Fox

Law student. Yankees fan. Massive fraggle. Just living the American dream.

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

DAMN YOU, DAVID SCHOENFIELD! This article from Page2 has me salivating at my vertical workstation. I feel like Homer Simpson examining a beer-flavored donut. My favorite part was this trade, which seems almost plausible:

"Nick Johnson and Arizona's Danny Bautista go to St. Louis, Edmonds and Schilling go to New York and Alfonso Soriano and Jeff Weaver go to Arizona."

If you'll excuse me, I have to go change pants.